selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
What I say: WE HAVE NO FOOD.
What I really mean: THERE'S NOTHING I CAN MAKE IN UNDER 5 MINUTES.
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bexhere: ingasoley: miri-aishiteru: happy hour!! ocruzz: buhnanee: INSTANT FOLLOW BACK!! Instant follow back Follow back ;) I follow back :)
spaecialconcerns: All I want to do is cry over Korean boys and read smutty gay fanfics, is that so much to ask?
Fan girl problem
hithereitsjojo: spaz attacks when reading comeback news laugh alone in your room when watching reality shows emotional breakdowns when can’t find english subs diva-mode when dealing with haters family me
googlehomo: why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry
dirkstr8der: the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light switch* What a turn on. Get out. why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
amymayday: fearlessly-wonderstruck: xoxoalwaysnforever: ohmrbieber: I don’t care what your tumblr is, if it’s a one direction tumblr to a hipster one you should reblog this. This needs to be spread and people should know how some kids live their lives. Sorry if i sound like I’m being a bitch but this is so sad and it makes me cry thinking people kill themselves from this sort of...
hetaliagirl104: oflittlenote: hetaliagirl104: This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow. Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. Thanks. Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just...
bigstupidbaby: ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
apatheticghost: REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD ITS NICE YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON BEING MEAN IS MEAN THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
aftershe: egberts: lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
elsenliberator: jimbertimber: welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree...
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
onthesideoftheotters: crazypeoplejail: help me I can’t stop laughing DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
hepickedtherighttie: napkindicks: ship-all-the-gay: so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them. they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly I think the factory workers need help I think they want us to pick up where they left off dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days
kankrivantas: barackalicious: jimbertimber: theres a Meme Page in the yearbook our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel a moment of silence
avengerstimebitches: foxnewsofficial: cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit: spookyroomba: foxnewsofficial: what does tumblr even mean tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind. that’s actually kind of touching. it’s actually kind of gay that’s also what tumblr means
candlebud: cuntused: candlebud: people that wish dragons were real are you sure ARE YOU POSITIVE The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow. sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons
sodamnrelatable: if you don’t like my blog then
dungeonsanddamsels: this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”